I came across the below, on a disabled forum I use and, although the descriptions are meant for those who suffer with MS, most of them fit with the ME symptoms that I suffer with. Whichever auto-immune problem you have, there's bound to be some of the below that fits with your symptoms, so it's worth showing to your loved ones, friends, and even the doubters, as it might - just might - educate them a little!
When We Say We Can't do
Something Because We don't Feel Well, Put yourself in Our Shoes By Using The
Examples of our Symptoms Below:
- Painful Heavy Legs: Apply Tightly 20 LB ankle
weights and 15 LB thigh weights then take a 1 mile walk, clean the house,
go shopping and then sit down - how ya' feeling now?
- Painful Feet: Put equal or unequal amounts of
small pebbles in each shoe then take a walk, if we are mad at you we would
prefer needles to pebbles.
- Loss of Feeling in Hands and/or Arms: Put on
extra thick gloves and a heavy coat then try and pick up a pencil, if
successful stab yourself in the arm.
- Loss of Feeling in Feet and/or Legs: Ask a doc
for a shot of novocaine in both of your legs and then try and stand up and
walk without looking like the town drunk. Hopefully you won't fall down.
- TN (Trigeminal Neuralgia): Take an ice pick
and jam it into your ear or cheek whenever the wind blows on it, or a
stray hair touches it. If you want something easier to do, get someone to
punch you in the jaw preferably daily.
- Uncontrollable Itching: Glue or sew small
steel wool pads to the inside of your shirt, pants and undergarments wear
them for an entire day.
- Tingling: Stick your finger in an electrical
socket - preferably wet.
- Tight Banded Feeling: Put 12 inch wide belt
around you and make is as tight as you can and leave it there for the
entire day. How ya' breathing?
- Shots: Fill one of our spare needles with
saline solution, saline won't hurt you, we would love something worse but
don't want to end up in jail. Give yourself a shot every time we do our
shot.
- Side Effects From the Shot: Bang you head
against a wall, wrap yourself in a heating pad, wrap your entire body with
an ace bandage tightly then finally treat yourself to some spoiled food or
drink.
- Trouble Lifting Arms: Apply 20 LB wrist
weights and try and reach for something on the highest shelf in your
house.
- Spasticity: Hook bungee cords to your rear
belt loops and rear pant leg cuffs then for your arms hook bungee cords to
your shirt collar and cuffs on shirt sleeves then go dancing.
- Poor Hearing/Buzzing in Ears: Put a bee in
each ear and then put a plug in each one...Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Balance and Walking Problems: Drink 100 proof
grain alcohol and then sit and spin in an office chair for 30 minutes, now
get up and see what happens.
- Urgently Needing to Pee: We put a .5 litre
remote controlled water bag and drip tube in your pants, we point out 2
restrooms in a crowded mall, then we tell you that you have 30 seconds
before we activate the water bag (by remote control) to get to a restroom.
Just for spite we may make that 20 seconds without telling you.
- Bizarre and Inexplicable Sensations: Place
tiny spiders on your legs or arms and allow them to periodically crawl
around throughout the day, heck all day would be good too.
- Pins and Needles: Stab yourself repeatedly
with needles all over your body or better yet....Get a very large tattoo
in your most sensative area.
- Dizziness (Vertigo): Get on a gently rocking
boat all day and all night and take several walks around the deck with
your eyes closed.
- Fatigue: Stay awake for two full days to
induce incredible fatigue and then cook dinner, clean the house, walk the
dog and see how you feel. Please do not compare MS fatigue to you being
tired from only a few hours of sleep - it's not the
- same at all.
- Cognitive Function (Brain Fog): Take a liberal
dose of sleeping pills but stay awake. Try and function properly and think
clearly. To make it even more real without killing yourself of course,
take the sleeping pills with a small sip of wine.
- Bowel Problems: Take a 4 day dose of an anti-diarrhoeal
medicine followed directly by a 3 day dose of stool softeners for a
minimum of 3 weeks, at the end of 3 weeks sit down on a hard uncushioned
chair and stay there until tears appeared.
- Burning Feeling: Make a full pot of boiling
water and then have someone fill a squirt gun with the boiling water and
shoot it at yourself all day long. However, you can give us the pleasure
of shooting you instead...optional of course.
- Intention Tremor: Hook your body to some type
of vibrating machine try and move your legs and arms.....hmmm are you
feeling a little shaky? You are not allowed to use anything fun for this
lesson.
- Buzzing Feeling When Bending Our Heads to Our
Chest (L'Hermitte's): Place an electrical wire on your back and run it all
the way down to your feet, then pour water on it and plug it in.
- Vision Problems (Optic Neuritis): Smear Vaseline
on glasses and then wear them to read the newspaper.
- Memory Issues: Have someone make a list of
items to shop for and when you come back that person adds two things to
the list and then they ask why you didn't get them. When you come back
from shopping again they take the list and erase three things and ask why
you bought those things.
- Foot Drop: Wear one swim fin and take about a
1/2 mile walk, nothing else needs to be said for this one, you'll get it.
- Depression: Take a trip to the animal shelter
everyday and see all the lonely animals with no home. You get attached to
one or more of the animals and when you come back the next day you come in
while they are putting her/him asleep.
- Fear: Dream that you have lost complete
feeling in your feet and when you wake up wiggle your feet, just so
happens they don't move. Think about this every night wondering whether
something on your body won't work the next day when you wake up.
- Swallowing: Try swallowing the hottest chilli
pepper you can find.
- Heat Intolerance or Feeling Hot When it's
Really Not: You are on a nice vacation to Alaska. It's 35° outside and 65°
inside. Light a fire for the fireplace and then get into it. Once you have
reached about 110° tell me how you feel, even a person without MS would
feel bad, now add all of the above symptoms - welcome to our world.
Then Finally...
After subjecting yourself
to the items above, let everyone tell you that you are just under a lot of
stress, it's all in your head and that some exercise and counselling is the
answer.
For all MS/MEers here,
just put these into the ESA pip descriptors!
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